Black and gray
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Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman pinscher.
Thursday, February 25, 2016
Birdman's
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Birdman's
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Little girl: "Why is your son, says" cluck, cluck, cluck. "
Mother: "He thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why did not you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mom: "We need the eggs."
BAT BET
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BAT BET
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Three vampire bats in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, a condition most bats can drink blood.
This is not the first match of a home with dripping blood. Look, he says, "drink the blood of the three men on his castle there in."
The bat back with blood around her mouth. Look, he says, "drink the blood of the people of his kingdom there in."
Batting third is added to the blood. He says, "there see the castle?" Other bats nod. "Well," says the third at bat, "I have not seen."
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Speaking lying in bed with a chicken and an egg. Chicken begins to takes out a cigarette and smoking. Eggs, angry, pulls the blanket up over chicken rolls and takes a look and says, "I think we answered that question!"in bed with a chicken and an egg. Chicken begins to takes out a cigarette and smoking. Eggs, angry, pulls the blanket up over chicken rolls and takes a look and says, "I think we answered that question!"
Sunday, February 21, 2016
Here on this special
Birthday SMS
Here on this special day, we have a commitment to me as you have just today ?ur ?gain. If you still get ?s ?roused me.
Happy birthday
I sent DIS Cuckoo Bird
Birthday SMS
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I sent DIS Cuckoo Bird
U Wish
Very
Very
HAPPY
Wedding
I Love U means only
Birthday SMS
I Love U means only three words, so that our anniversary. So, what you want to say in my heart to stay N is 4 Ever
Happy wedding
Birthday SMS
Happy wedding anniversary
Many, too many times
But it does not need to sit Phir Bhi is ...... ..
Iiiiiiiiiiiii
Yyyyyy
Llllllll ooooo
Ooooo Uuuuuuu
Vvvvvvvv
Eeeeeeeeee
No one can know
Birthday SMS
No one can know what the result
With years will be spent.
Happy together, is a gift
Love is durable key.
If a couple is to be joined;
It's the right thing for you.
Your future bring more of the same,
And your love strong and accurate.
A paper cut and lemon
Birthday SMS
A paper cut and lemon juice, pizza and heartburn, you and I, just a few things that usually go together, but are not to end up like this. Happy birthday!
Your birthday
Birthday SMS
Your birthday was celebrated the day
When you both said "I know."
Two of you, become as a
Marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed. Your love is strong,
You pass the test.
Your tender bond grows with the passage of time;
Your wedding is the best kind!
To a card,
Birthday SMS
To a card,
, No flowers to send
, No pretty pictures to go
I am a loving heart,
Happy birthday.
Never do anything
Birthday SMS
Never do anything in this world, I know you love me you love me, so be as great as it is just so bright you are, my dear ...
Happy birthday.
It is a sheer
Birthday SMS
It is a sheer joy for
Both in our lives
Son and daughter
You are a wonderful man and wife
Happy birthday.
in this world
Birthday SMS
in this world ...
Best asset is "knowledge",
The best weapon is "patience",
Best protect the "Trust",
The best medicine. "Laughter",
And the most amazing thing
"It is free for all".
Good evening
As we learn
Birthday SMS
As we learn, we share.
As we take give us.
As we cry, we care.
As we love, we live.
The best wishes to you
wedding anniversary
You will rock
Birthday SMS
You will rock a second life time
And grow with each passing day and I love each other!
A wonderful couple Happy wedding anniversary.
Happy Anniversary,
Birthday SMS
Happy Anniversary, and all the years of our marriage, our love Wid LOVE joy and companionship to be happy for May !!!!
Your birthday
Birthday SMS
Your birthday is a time
To share your love;
It is clear that both
Is deeply involved!
Happy birthday…
I have met a total
Birthday SMS
I have met a total of U,
U will still my heart,
Yu said "U still love me?"
I say that we feel the de, "death"
Happy birthday.
I love the bright
Birthday SMS
I love the bright blessed day, it brought pure joy to my world
The Joy is beyond me, I can see it in our love.
Happy birthday
Your birthday was
Birthday SMS
Your birthday was celebrated the day
When you both said "I know."
Two of you, become as a
Marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed. Your love is strong,
You pass the test.
Your tender bond grows with the passage of time;
Your wedding is the best kind!
I'm wishing
Birthday SMS
I'm wishing that you have a wedding
Kim argued, relations
Low, nagging love
Less worry, more fun
Be strong and of good
Happy birthday!
I will always remember
Birthday SMS
I will always remember the day I married you
Without you, my love, my beauty,
I do not know what I think
Your love and thoughtful,
Just to mention two
I like your sweet smile
It makes me want.
Happy birthday
HM Bhi of the karke
Birthday SMS
HM Bhi of the karke gunahgar Mohabbat Ho GY.
Pehle ABK GY dust from flowers.
GB SY Dekha Hai tmhry hasin chehry KO.
Hum Bhi talabgar to be the GY your Chahat Ka.
!!!!!Happy birthday!!!!!
What I found in
Birthday SMS
What I found in my own feelings
What was the best thing in my life when I married
Thank you my dear wife (loving husband),
We know one thing for sure in years to share
We make a wonderful pair.
Is made by
Birthday SMS
Is made by a family.
But a house built by hearts!
The U can live without anything.
If there is to live for!
Happy wedding anniversary ..
Is a wonderful person
Birthday SMS
Is a wonderful person and a great friend. It's a blessing you have both of them!
Thanks for making the loveliest in the land!
Wish you a very Happy Wedding Anniversary!
No one can know
Birthday SMS
No one can know what the result
With years will be spent.
Happy together, is a gift
Love is durable key.
If a couple is to be joined;
It's the right thing for you.
Your future bring more of the same,
And your love strong and accurate.
Happy birthday
I will always
Birthday SMS
I will always remember the day I married you
Without you, my love, my beauty,
I do not know what I think
Your love and thoughtful,
Just to mention two
I like your sweet smile
It makes me want.
Happy birthday
We've had our
Birthday SMS
We've had our ups and downs, we both know it
Through it all our love still managed to grow,
We had different ideas about many things,
But our love is connected, no strings to each other.
Happy birthday!
In this world
Birthday SMS
In this world anything can happen
As well as the love you have given me
I love my day a lot brighter,
Just know that you are my beloved wife (husband).
Happy wedding anniversary
Saturday, February 20, 2016
winner of the Best Visual Effects
We have never had so much fun putting together every free thought, we highlight each winner of the Best Visual Effects. Academy Award for 1927/28, the award was for engineering effects. Any award in 1938, where special photographic and sound effects called "a special award for outstanding achievement was not up to me. Together with the best sound effects award next year and called for special effects was. it was not until 1963 Award for best visual effects award (which is today). it became to present, with the exception of 1973. I hope you enjoy each year was 1963
Friday, February 19, 2016
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