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Black and gray

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Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A: A Doberman pinscher.

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Little girl: "Why is your son, says" cluck, cluck, cluck. "

Mother: "He thinks he's a chicken."

Little girl: "Why did not you tell him he's not a chicken?"

Mom: "We need the eggs."

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BAT BET

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Three vampire bats in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, a condition most bats can drink blood.

This is not the first match of a home with dripping blood. Look, he says, "drink the blood of the three men on his castle there in."

The bat back with blood around her mouth. Look, he says, "drink the blood of the people of his kingdom there in."

Batting third is added to the blood. He says, "there see the castle?" Other bats nod. "Well," says the third at bat, "I have not seen."

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Q. Why ant fell off the toilet seat?

A. Because he was angry!

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Speaking lying in bed with a chicken and an egg. Chicken begins to takes out a cigarette and smoking. Eggs, angry, pulls the blanket up over chicken rolls and takes a look and says, "I think we answered that question!"in bed with a chicken and an egg. Chicken begins to takes out a cigarette and smoking. Eggs, angry, pulls the blanket up over chicken rolls and takes a look and says, "I think we answered that question!"

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